The RADAR key gives you access to 7000 public toilets across the country. It got its name because it’s so big it actually shows up on radar. Seriously, it’s massive. I measured mine at a whopping 10cm. It’s the sort of thing you’d expect to get if you were given the key to Chicago. Honestly I think they must have modeled it on Dracula’s back door key. If it doesn’t open pirate chests I’m a Dutchman. It’s truly a colossus of a key. Try it in the lock first, but if that fails you can use it as a battering ram. How disabled people are meant to carry it around is beyond me. Just picking it up nearly put me in a wheelchair. I’m thinking about taking mine down the scrapyard and seeing what they’ll give me for it. Christ it’s big. I won’t be able to keep it in my trouser pocket, I’ll get arrested. You can order a RADAR key from here, although I’ve heard it can take up to 4 months to arrive. Which is understandable, they probably have to close down entire motorways to transport them. My mum got mine from her local mobility shop. It cost £5. And then £4,799 to post it.
Also opens with the aid of a RADAR key.