Thursday, June 11, 2009

Wednesday's diary on a Thursday 6.4


This week in a last ditch and perhaps futile attempt to claw WDOAT back from the brink of utter tediousness, you’ll notice I’ve included a picture of a toilet seat that has been painted to resemble the gaping jaws of a large reptile or possibly a dinosaur. Look closely and you’ll see the toilet rolls have been strategically placed to represent eyes. I don’t know if a picture of a toilet seat that has been painted to resemble the gaping jaws of a large reptile or possibly a dinosaur with strategically placed toilet rolls for eyes is enough to pique the interest of anyone who happens upon today’s WDOAT? Some may even question the relevance of a picture of a toilet seat that has been painted to resemble the gaping jaws of a large reptile or possibly a dinosaur with strategically placed toilet rolls for eyes. Relevance aside, let’s just take a moment appreciate the extraordinary effort that has gone into it. Someone has taken a lot of time over this. It’s kind of clever and stupid all at once. It would be great in the toilets at a zoo. It’s a painstaking piece of work. You could call it art. You might even call it the Cistern Chapel. But that would be very silly. As much as a toilet seat painted to resemble the gaping jaws of a large reptile or possibly a dinosaur with strategically placed toilet rolls for eyes is quite a witty visual pun, and may raise a smile, I can’t help thinking that if I were pointing Percy at this particular porcelain, all those teeth might make me feel a little vulnerable.
Wednesday 10th June:
7.45am Change bag
1pm Change bag
8.25pm Change bag

Medication:
Breakfast 6 x mesalazine 400mg
Dinner 4 x azathioprine 50mg
Bedtime 6 x mesalazine 400mg

Comments:
Nothing to report. Sorry.