Not even teenage girls spend as much time in the bathroom as I do. Which I suppose can be mildly irritating for anyone else waiting to use the toilet. But thanks to these clever little stickers I can shift the blame to make it look like it’s someone else hogging the bog. Okay, so it’s highly improbable that Brummie bat decapitator, Ozzy Osbourne would be having a dump in my flat, but it’s a bit more fun than the sad reality. You can see more of these stickers here.